Brian Spillane

Brian Spillane was mastering calculus, physics and organic chemistry in the engineering department at Arizona State University, while most of his fellow ACME members were still in elementary school. He’s had an extremely successful 20-year business career, married the woman of his dreams and fathered the most adorable little girl you’ve ever seen. He’s traveled the world, has a fully-funded retirement fund, and owns real estate (so he knows how escrow works). Now for the second half of his life he’d like to try something a little more challenging – comedy.